shingekinoheichoo:

okay guys i know next to nobody will reblog this but please

if a family member has ever made a “harmless” comment (what have you done to your hair/what the hell are you wearing/etc)  to you about your appearance and it hurt you, please reblog this, i need to show my mum and step dad the notes.

ileftmyheartindixie:

Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

  • Me looking at flowers: if I was a fairy I would totally use this as a dress
  • allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

    mononocake:

    314eater:

    The hardcore way to eat ramen:
    1. Boil water
    2. Eat block of ramen
    3. Drink boiled water
    4. Snort flavored powder
    5. Fuck bitches

    image

    you looking for this my friend?

    why is there a gif for this

    fuck-kirk:

    1nkblots:

    infinitefandoms:

    strangerinsidethetardis:

    fairgroundsoldier:

    i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey

    #we all read better fanfiction

    #we all WRITE better fanfiction

    And I love how it’s not even the BDSM that offends Tumblr.

    It’s the incorrect portrayal of BDSM and poor writing that offends Tumblr.

    And the portrayal of a hideously abusive relationship

    torple:

    on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

    2011fringeboy:

    when the squad is talking and the teacher only calls you outimage

    peanutbutterjotunheim:

    sinningbravely:

    Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal

    Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good.

    chewbeccalecca:

sir-hathaway:

sir-hathaway:

"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-

I can die a happy man, knowing that my most famous text post on tumblr is a cat gif.

You guys….this cat has a permanent mustache in it’s fur pattern

    chewbeccalecca:

    sir-hathaway:

    sir-hathaway:

    "NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-

    I can die a happy man, knowing that my most famous text post on tumblr is a cat gif.

    You guys….this cat has a permanent mustache in it’s fur pattern

    dontbeanassbutt:

    moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

    iamtonysexual:

    sherlock-mania:

    remember-pants-terezi:

    heyxkids:

    YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

    FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

    ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

    I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

    H E L P

    Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

    what have you done

    We think in concepts

    Concepts have no volume

    Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

    whoa there socrates

    luanlegacy:

    is this like… real life attack on titans? :|

    ruinedchildhood:

i bet theres a joining door thing and theyre fucking in there

    ruinedchildhood:

    i bet theres a joining door thing and theyre fucking in there

    stuartsometimes:

I warned you

    stuartsometimes:

    I warned you

    mintydroid:

    oitnb season 3 requirements

    • for poussey to never be sad ever.
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