okay guys i know next to nobody will reblog this but please
if a family member has ever made a “harmless” comment (what have you done to your hair/what the hell are you wearing/etc) to you about your appearance and it hurt you, please reblog this, i need to show my mum and step dad the notes.
Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”
Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”
The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches
you looking for this my friend?
why is there a gif for this
i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey
And I love how it’s not even the BDSM that offends Tumblr.
It’s the incorrect portrayal of BDSM and poor writing that offends Tumblr.
And the portrayal of a hideously abusive relationship
on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know
when the squad is talking and the teacher only calls you out
YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD
FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU
ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME
I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER
H E L P
Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can
what have you done
We think in concepts
Concepts have no volume
Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.
whoa there socrates
oitnb season 3 requirements
- for poussey to never be sad ever.